Want a Baby? Have Sex!

This has to be the most amazing story I’ve heard in a long while. I don’t know what the culture is like in Germany, nor the educational system, but how can anyone over the age of 14 not know how to make babies? I mean, just listen to this:

A clinic spokesperson said: “When we asked them how often they had had sex, they looked blank, and said: “What do you mean?”.

“We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate.”

EIGHT YEARS! I mean, had they never heard of birth control? Did they skip high school biology class? This must set a new record for sheltered-ness. I am flabbergasted.

Somehow I have a feeling that these folks will have bad sex.

One Response to “Want a Baby? Have Sex!”

  1. It turns out that this may in fact be false. Snopes, the urban legends site, has suggested that this isn’t true. For a consideration of the evidence, you can check it out here.

    Note: If this isn’t true, it probably says bad things for the state of the media.

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