You know you’re in college when…

• You and your roommates have to prep to take out the garbage.
• It takes three people to take our your garbage/recycling, with multiple trips, a broom, and at least 15 minutes.
• You recycle at least 5 handles of alcohol, 40s, pints, bottles and cans, all in one trip.
• The recycling bin in the hall runs out of room, so you leave out the rest of your bottles and cans in case boxes… multiple case boxes.
• Additional bottles of beer/liquor qualify as tasteful room decor.

Cool quote of the day:

Dan (while sweeping up our filth): “Remind me to work hard so I don’t have to become a janitor.”

I think we should leave a note of apology to the janitors for all the extra work we just left them in the hall.

Posted on May 19th, 2004 by Lee
Tagged: College