Who Needs Collagen?

Normally, I don’t mind bees all that much. I won’t try to swat them away from me, and I don’t make a big deal about their presence as long as there’s only one or two. So when a couple of bees started swarming around me while I ate my baguette sandwich today, I paid them no mind, and just blew them off when they landed on my sandwich.

But what do you do when you’re done with the sandwich and the bee goes for your lips instead?

Well, whatever you do, don’t try to talk to your friend about it. That bee left me with a nice sting right on my lower lip. Not only does it really hurt, but now I look like the plastic surgeon that was giving me collagen injections forgot to do the upper lip.

I think the pouty model look is good for me.

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