It’s a good thing you only turn 21 once.
Actually, that’s probably not true. Maybe next time I’ll get the point and not do something stupid. Like “The Four Horsemen.”
The Four Horsemen is, in order, a shot of Jack Daniels, a shot of Jim Beam, a shot of Johnny Walker Red, and a shot of Jose Cuervo. Sound like a bad idea? Yeah, it is.
After about 6 pints and two mixed drinks, trying to take this all at once was not a good call. Details aren’t necessary, but let’s just say I didn’t make it to class the next morning, among other things.
It’s a good thing you only turn 21 once.
Posted on April 20th, 2005 by Lee
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Let’s just say you didn’t make it to class?! Lee Tucker, I will expose you for the crappy drunk that you are. Let the record stand that you came home and proceed to puke your brains out for 3 hours, puking six or seven times total. You were starting to turn purple from dry heaving. You probably don’t remember that part since you kept passing out. But I do. I remember, because I was there. The entire time. Cleaning up the bathroom.
Haha. Gratz.
And PS. Don’t use spam karma. The thing eats up valid comments left and right. Like just now, when I tried to comment on your username post (I say go with “leesayshi”).
Lee, you are indeed a pathetic drinker. Oh my god, that’s all you had? Jesus. Well, stay away from what the Dutch call a “herque merque”… It tastes like caramel but is more alcoholic than you think. Have four or five of those (at €4 a shot, mind you) and you’ll be feeling it.
Oh, and hey - add me to your blog links on the right side of your page. You can call my blog “imichaeldotorg”.
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