Nothing really makes you feel at home more than pulling into your alleyway after a long night, looking forward to crawling into bed, and braking hard right before you run over the drunk guy passed out sleeping in your parking spot.
What does one do in this situation? Is it worth pissing off your neighbors to start flashing your lights and honking your horn at 1 in the morning? Should you get out of the car, try to wake the person, and hope he says “gee, thanks mister” as you send him away?
Of course not. You head right back out and park on the street.
A precious few hours later, you slither out the door in your pajamas and put your car back where it belongs before it gets towed.
All this on a Sunday night too. I wish I could find that guy and bill him for my lost sleep.
Posted on August 21st, 2006 by Lee
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So where does this put us? We’re too drunk to be scientists, but don’t pass out in other people’s parking lot. I’d say it’s like Goldilocks - just right!
I’m real sorry about that asshole though, you should have just run him over