Why? Why, cute girl walking down the street by my office, must you be wearing such a cute top with Crocs?

After the Great Escalator Shoe-Munching Scandal of 2007, I thought we were rid of you.  Like rogue guerilla rebels, I thought the offending shoes would be purged from the cities, be relegated to hillside bunkers, and would eventually be left to die and rot in their caves.  I thought that any remaining Croc-wearing luddites would soon lose enough toes to get the picture and send their Crocs back to the mall kiosk from whence they came.

I was wrong.

If, in this day in age, even cute girls can wear Crocs, what shame is left for our society?  For years, decades, centuries we have looked to the attractive women of the world guide us away from all sorts of terrible ideas.  Just when we we as American people were about to go off the deep end, attractive women would take charge and save us from our own excesses with some inexplicable logic about the new Fall season.  Can we really trust these people now?

For shame!

Photo by Netream

Posted on July 11th, 2008 by Lee
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